Occupation: Computer Graphic Artist, Movie Critic & Video Analyst
Hometown: Trinidad & Tobago
Guilty pleasures: the hunt
Hero(es): Louis De Pointe Du Lac & Eric
Associations / affiliations / club(s): The American Vampire League
True Blood fansites I've created: Making love to Eric while he is bleeding from a thousand slices all over his body.
WHERE I FIT INTO THE WORLD AFTER THE GREAT REVELATION
Within the shadows I shall remain for the hunt is and always will be my domain. Life out your life as carefree a you can, for there will be no more when I extend my hand. Don't assume that we are all something you can like.... be careful with me... I bite.
Do you believe in the vampire virus theory? I believe in Vampires... nothing more need be said.
What is your general opinion of vampires? We are superior.
DO YOU SUPPORT THE AMERICAN VAMPIRELEAGUE OR FELLOWSHIP OF THE SUN? Definately
SUPPORT THE AVL? YES
Why do you support the AVL? Because every being has a right to exsist.
Why do you support the Vampire Rights Act? It gives the vampires the freedom to be.
Definition of a vampire: vampires are beings who subsist by feeding on the lifeessence(generally in the form of blood) of living creatures.
Do you have any prejudices against vampires? No
Do you believe in anyother supernatural creatures? Many
If yes, which ones? Elves, Fairies, Necromancers, lycanthropes, banshees, Demons etc.
ARE YOU A VAMPIRE?
Supernatural charm(s): persuasion
Do you have fangs? yes
What do you feed on? blood
How often do you feed? every 3 days
How long have you been a vampire? 1500 years
Who turned you? Xhamix, a follower of Lilith
Who have you turned? no one
My real Vampire name is Magdalene Oleander. Known in some parts of the world as: Lilith of The Beltane Feasts (One of ritual and pleasure - presiding over the gluttonous feasts of the wickedest night of the year). Music - Rock, alternative, r&b, new wave, old school, funny shit, ENIGMA and ENYA; music along that line (don't know the name for it), Soca (the music of my island) and classical. Movies - LORD OF THE RINGS!!!!! Legend, The Howling, Willow, Practical Magic, Fright Night, The Lost Boys, The Matrix, Sin City, Labyrinth, Clash of the Titans, Dune & the Children of Dune, Monty Phyton & the Holy Grail, Dreamcatcher, Stephen King's Night Shift, Memoirs of a Geisha, Kingdom of Heaven , Gladiator, Azumi, Bram Stokers; Dracula, The Craft, Sleepy Hollow, Legend of the Drunken Master, Mindhunters, Dogma, Silver Bullet, Van Helsing, Queen of the Damned, Constantine, Underworld 1, 2 & 3, Donnie Darko, Ever After, Chronicles of Narnia, The Ladies Man, A Knights Tale , Pitch Black, Final Destination, The Chronicles of Riddick, Spawn, Event Horizon, Silent Hill, Pride and Prejudice, Prey, Blade, The Covenant, Ladyhawke, From Dusk till Dawn, Meet Joe Black, Pan’s Labyrinth , 1408, The Green Mile, Last Stand, Fracture, Jeepers Creepers, American Ware wolf in Paris (very funny shit), Sleepwalkers, Why Did I Get Married, Murderous Intent, Stardust, Lady in the Water, Let the right one in, Uninvited, Coraline, X-Men Origins, etc. Books - Dark Lover, Lover Eternal, Lover awakened, Lover revealed, Lover unbound, Dead until Dark, currently reading Dead As A Doornail Charlaine Harris, The Vampire Chronicles... well anything from Anne Rice & Stephen King, maybe Clive Barker Tv: Of course that would be TrueBlood
A movie that should have gotten the attention that Twilight had....
i knew it!!!!
Little Blog Moment
Hold up.... hold the f**k up.....this bullsh*t! You mean to tell me that all those bubble-head pre-teens and every other neurotic role-playing-trying to be Emo but failing Goth retards chose to make Twilight the MTV movie award "best film"? ARE U KIDDING ME!!?!?!?!? OMG!!! They all needs to be shot! HOW THE FFFFF could you like a film about a pseudo wannabe gay-lord vampire who glitters in the sunlight!?!? With some chick that looks like an AIDS patient in desperate need of a big mac and a tan....
The "Never Ending Story" piggy-back ride is what really got me you know! If you're a vampire that "supposedly" living off of animal blood and find that being around humans and smelling their blood is "so" irresistible and hard to control.... THEN WHY THE F ARE YOU STILL THERE?!? What are you a masochist now? No... Couldn’t be... you have too much bitch tendencies, you don’t even look like you trying to fight the urge.... it’s like you're trying to control bad diarrhea.
I mean... what... what.... WTF!?!?!!?
Im lobbying for another movie by Anne Rice, True Blood or one... just one movie from J. R. Ward to be made to put this BIOTCH - in her place because she knows NOTHING about vampires!! I mean just because "JK Rowlinghas stopped writingHarry Potterbooks to pursue a full-time career of throwing handfuls of money in the air and jigging about gleefully as it rains back down over her head, and teenagers have been in dire need of a new slightly patronizing fantasy movie"to zone in on.... doesn't mean that this TWITARD with no clue could come in and take over.
1. ALL VAMPIRES HAVE FANGS LADY!!!!! GET WITH THE PROGRAM!!!!! No matter how messed up it looks!
2. THE ONLY TIME A VAMPIRE WILL SHINE IN THE SUNLIGHT IS WHEN HE'S ABOUT
TO EXPLODE!!!! Have you watched or read anything?!?!?!
3. ANIMAL BLOOD CAN'T SUSTAIN A VAMPIRE'S LIFE! IT BARELY HELPS THEM
SURVIVE!!!! Even Lestat said so.
From Nosferatu (1922) to Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009); there were the standards - fangs, blood lust and intense aversion to sunlight. They have been portrayed as rock stars in Queen of the Damned, next door neighbors in Fright Night, space creatures in Lifeforce, melancholic aristocrats in Interview with the Vampire and criminals in From Dusk Till Dawn but never have they been pale-faced fags with pro-abstinence agendas... DON'T THINK SO!!!!!! Bordello of Blood - HELLO!!!
You have f-up the name, term and standard that is vampire and has all the preteens scream "GLORIOUS"!
THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!
EVEN UNDERWORLD STUCK WITH THE STANDARD!
I've been watching vampire movies for a very long time.....
NONE OF THEM HAD A BEDAZZLER!!!!!!
Look when you had that dream that "I woke up (on that June 2nd) from a very vivid dream. In my dream, two people were having an intense conversation in a meadow in the woods. One of these people was just your average girl. The other person was fantastically beautiful, sparkly, and a vampire. They were discussing the difficulties inherent in the facts that A) they were falling in love with each other while B) the vampire was particularly attracted to the scent of her blood, and was having a difficult time restraining himself from killing her immediately....." that's an indication that you maybe a lesbian and in heat for a young man.... dude was not sparkling - your eyes needed adjusting; he was not attracted to the scent of her blood - he was role-playing, needed to get laid and she happened to be there; and what the F was you doing in a meadow anyway?
Every movie producer, director etc., they all stick to a/the standard when telling their tale, or version, or remake of a story or even a game; when you go off track is when you f-up a foundation. No one strayed too far in the mummy, there were standards they stuck by; same with superman, batman, King Kong, wolf man, werewolves, teenage mutant ninja turtles.... DAMN!!!! WHY YOU HAD TO BE THE ONLY A$$ TO F-UP THE LEGACY THAT IS THE VAMPIRE!?! not even Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) could have done that... no matter how ridiculous it was.
So the Twitards made themselves a bed and breakfast;won five MTV Movie Awards:best film, best female performance (Kristen Stewart-the AIDS victim), best male breakthrough (Robert Pattinson-the gay wannabe), best kiss (Stewart and Pattinson - *gagging over here*) and best dance... err fight (Pattinson and Cam Gigandet - gay and gay-er). It hasgrossed $351 million preteen and hard working tired father's dollars worldwide with $149 million more in domestic DVD fed-up boyfriend, horny teen and titalated gay sales alone.Then they announced their next movie "New Moon" to premiereNov 20th... im sure many are excited about that. It supposed tobe about the same crap as before but the twist is thatEdward is forced to abandon Bella to save her from his family.... like we didn't see that was gonna happen; and sheepish Jacob (with the hippyhair) somehow transforms from being her best friend to a sexy hero in wolf's clothing.....
um if he is supposed to represent the werewolves then we gonna have a whole new problem! BECAUSE THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WOLVES AND WEREWOLVES, also known as lycanthropes. um.... what i just saw there was a wolf.... the official website states otherwise. That was so very close to "Blood and Chocolate" its not even funny, Lets look at this properly.... Lycans
You must've read my mind because you touched on many key elements that threw me off about the Twilight Saga. Yes, it was suppose to be for 'tweens' and written by a Mormon woman but.... damn. Did she really have to take it that far? Obviously, the woman never knew anything about Vampire 101 because her vampires should be on Logo, not the silver screen. When the Twilight trailer started to appear on the TV and the vamps were out in the day, I thought it was going to be like "Blade", where Deacon Frost was wearing that special sunblock but... no! The Twilight "vampires" didn't burst into flames, they didn't drink human blood, they just SPARKLED! Yeah well so does Elton John, that doesn't make him a vampire, does it? And her werewolves? I've read all four of the books and from the books point of view, the picture above is how they look and the way Jacob changes in "New Moon" is how they shift. Later, in the last book, an elder vamp explains that thewolves Jacob and his gang turn into are not even real werewolves, they're shapeshifters(which pretty much explains why they don't change during a full moon, like the "real" werewolves do). I can't say that I'm not goin to watch the next movie. In fact, I'm excited just because out of all the books, the second was the best (if I HAD to choose). But if I had to choose between watching "Twilight" and watching "True Blood"? Sorry Bella but Sookie would mangle you! And Edward? He would get the Smackdown of the Century from Eric Northman. Bram Stoker started it with "Dracula", Anne Rice reinvented it with "The Vampire Chronicles", Laurell K. Hamilton is slaying it with her "Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter Series", and Charlaine Harris gave us all something to talk about with her "Southern Vampire Series". What did Stephanie Meyer give us? Questions like...
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