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| Episode 501: Turn! Turn! Turn! | WHO SAID IT | SAID TO | EPISODE | ADDED BY |
| "We may fight like siblings but we f*** like champions." | Eric | Bill | 501 | glamoured |
| "Color me impressed. You guys know how to party." | Pam | Sook/Lala | 501 | glamoured |
| "I am wearing a WalMart sweatsuit for y'all. If that isn't team spirit, I don't know what is." | Pam | Sookie | 501 | glamoured |
| Bill to Eric/Nora: "You might want to keep the noise down in there. New Orleans is only 60 miles from here." Eric to Nora: "What if he's right? What if they can hear us?" | Bill Eric | Eric/Nora Nora | 501 | glamoured |
| Nora to Bill: "Because, I would do anything for Eric." Eric to Nora: "I would do anything for you." | Nora Eric | Bill Nora | 501 | glamoured |
| Eric: "You always were an amazing liar." Nora: "Even the best of liars can be ended." | Eric | Nora | 501 | glamoured |
| "Put that sweatshirt back on because you are in some kind of shape, and I don't need to see that shit." | Jason | Cammy | 501 | glamoured |
| "I got to be honest with you, Rev. This dog don't bark that way." | Jason | Steve | 501 | glamoured |
| Jessica: "Jason is mine." Steve: "I am Steve f***in' Newlin. Who the f*** are you?" Jessica: "Who the f*** I am is an older vampire than you. Who I also am is the progeny of the king of Louisiana who is out of town so that pretty much makes me the queen." | Jessica Steve Jessica | Steve Jessica Steve | 501 | glamoured |
| Steve: "I just want to talk." Jason: "You see you say that but I've seen your fangs, and I've been around the block enough to know that fangs are basically like twin hard-ons. Hard-ons for trouble and hard-ons for feeding on somebody. Never just for talkin'. Not ever." | Steve Jason | Jason Steve | 501 | glamoured |
| "F*** Sookie! What? Did you not hear her tonight? She rejected both of us! Besides this is the Authority we're up against. If we are not gone by sunrise, it will be our last." | Eric | Bill | 501 | glamoured |
| "If you use your magic hands or super snatch, or whatever power you have over Eric, to fix whatever is broken between us and still owe me one, you've got yourself a deal." | Pam | Sookie | 501 | glamoured |
| (re: Russell): "Why would we believe anything he has to tell us? You know, by the way, he's batshit crazy." | Roman | Authority | 501 | glamoured |
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| Episode 502: Authority Always Rules | WHO SAID IT | SAID TO | EPISODE | ADDED BY |
| "Thank you for breaking up Hoyt and that red-headed slut. I'm going to bake you a pie. Now stay out!" | Maxine | Jason | 502 | glamoured |
| "I'm trying to stay away from politics as much as possible. And religion." | Eric | Authority | 502 | glamoured |
| "It chaps my ass to say this but when you got lame horses you gotta put them down." | Rosalyn | Authority | 502 | glamoured |
| Eric: "The streets can be dangerous at this hour. A lady should really be more careful." Pam: "If I meet a lady, I'll let her know." | Eric | Pam | 502 | glamoured |
| Ginger: "Why are you so dirty?" Pam: "I was in the ground. What's your excuse." | Pam | Ginger | 502 | glamoured |
| "Hair pulling? Really?" | Jessica | Steve | 502 | glamoured |
| Lafayette (about Tara): "Do something?" Pam: "I am. I'm laughing." | Pam | Lafayette | 502 | glamoured |
| Salome: "Now was it you or Mr. Compton who killed Nan Flannigan?" Eric: "Nan Flannigan is dead?" | Salome | Eric | 502 | glamoured |
| "You're in a real pickle gentlemen. What was it that Nan used to call you two? F*** up #1 and F*** up #2." | Roman | Eric/Bill | 502 | glamoured |
| Cammy: "Let me just say before you became a vampire, you were a real dick." Steve: "I know." Cammy: "Can I see your fangs?" | Cammy | Steve | 502 | glamoured |
| Jessica: Have you seen Jason's butt? When it is rock hard, you could chip a fang on it." Steve: "15,000 and that's it." Jessica: "And speaking of rock hard, let's just say, you won't be disappointed." Steve: "Ok, ok, 20,000." Jessica: "Look at you. Fang boner and real boner." | Jessica | Steve | 502 | glamoured |
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| Episode 503: Whatever I Am, You Made Me | WHO SAID IT | SAID TO | EPISODE | ADDED BY |
| “I have dedicated my guardianship to the fight for coexistence, and I will not see it go swirling down the shitter because of one ancient pissed off psychopath.” | Roman | Eric/Bill | 503 | glamoured |
| “Go back to dry humping each other and buying my overpriced drinks or get the f*** out!” | Pam | customers | 503 | glamoured |
| “Don’t believe everything you read. The human Bible, it’s little better than Us Weekly.” | Salome | Bill | 503 | glamoured |
| “Excuse me, sir, but says who? Elvis was spotted buying turkey jerky at a Seven Eleven in Yakima last Thursday, but that doesn’t mean he’s still alive.” | Steve | Roman | 503 | glamoured |
| “Eric and I… and Bill… are over.” | Sookie | Pam | 503 | glamoured |
| Bill: “How do you trigger these devices?” Molly: “There’s an app for that.” | Bill | Molly | 503 | glamoured |
| “You guys are too cute to be goo.” | Molly | Eric/Bill | 503 | glamoured |
| “Don’t believe everything you read. The human Bible, it’s little better than Us Weekly.” | Salome | Bill | 503 | glamoured |
| Salome: “I was just a girl with a severely f***ed up family.” Bill: “So you didn’t ask for a man’s head on a silver platter?” Salome: “Politics.” | Salome | Bill | 503 | glamoured |
| "The humans of my youth were far more savage than any vampires that I've known." | Salome | Bill | 503 | glamoured |
| "Really? 'Cause I think you just want me to know that you and Jason fooled around and that he dumped you, which I can't blame him for, but if you want me to keep spending my daddy's money in your podunk store, I suggest you stop talkin' shit about my friends. Okay, sweetie?" | Jessica | Tracy Toggs | 503 | glamoured |
| "You know what they say about gentleman. They don't brag about sloppy seconds." | Bill | Eric | 503 | glamoured |
| "So Which one is it? The sheriff or the king? Both? Now that's a sandwich I would take a bite out of anytime." | Rosalyn | Nora | 503 | glamoured |
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| Episode 504: We'll Meet Again | WHO SAID IT | SAID TO | EPISODE | ADDED BY |
| Sookie: "I'm turning myself in." Jason: "Into what?" | Sookie | Jason | 504 | glamoured |
| “I made her while you were gone. Congratulations, you’re a grandfather.” | Pam | Eric | 504 | glamoured |
| Pam: “As your maker, I command you. Do not try it again. Ever.” Tara: “Goddammit.” | Pam | Tara | 504 | glamoured |
| (glancing at his iStake): “Well, apart from these, your escape ploy worked brilliantly.” | Eric | Bill | 504 | glamoured |
| “Your car is wrapped around a pole like a giant banana split, and you got no airbags. What the hell happened?” | Lafayette | Sookie | 504 | glamoured |
| “The bar’s open. And it’s fruity.” | Sookie | Alcide | 504 | glamoured |
| Tara: “Who’s she?” Pam: “Nothing. And Melanie. She’s here because someone needs to feed. (to Melanie) Seriously. Three days old, and she has an eating disorder. Why me.” | Tara | Pam | 504 | glamoured |
| Sookie: “If you do the right thing, it’ll be okay.” Lafayette: “Oh, yeah, baby. You survive. You always do. But goddamn you leave a trail of bodies behind. You know what? You the f***in' angel of death.” | Sookie | Lafayette | 504 | glamoured |
| “How many of us have nearly died just to save her sorry ass? Well, I did them all one better.” | Tara | 504 | glamoured | |
| “Wake up, sister. It’s just a book. I know the guy who wrote it, and he was high the whole time.” | Dieter | 504 | glamoured | |
| Andy: “They wouldn’t be telling me to call off the dogs unless them dogs smelled a rat.” Jason: “What if there is no rat? What if the dogs are just tired of looking?” Andy: “I’m the dog in this analogy. I ain’t tired of looking for a rat ’cause I know something’s fishy.” | Andy | Jason | 504 | glamoured |
Roman: "You do believe in coexistence with humans." Eric: "There are certain humans I felt protective... towards... in the past." | Roman | Eric | 504 | |
| "You are both f***in' hypocrites. I am the only honest one here. I want to gorge on human blood. Not because some f***ing bible tells me to. I like it. It's fun. It makes my dick hard." | Russell | Authority | 504 | |
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| Episode 505: Let's Boot and Rally | WHO SAID IT | SAID TO | EPISODE | ADDED BY |
| "Alcide, you sure know how to treat a lady." | Eric | Alcide | 505 | glamoured |
| Sookie: "Where were you guys? We were worried." Eric (sarcastically): "Clearly." | Sookie | Eric | 505 | glamoured |
| "Listen close. I saved your f***ing life and lent you some truly exquisite clothes. But if you do anything to mess with Fangtasia, I will silver you and stick you in a coffin to rot until the next millennium. Do you understand me?" | Pam | Tara | 505 | glamoured |
| "Hello, old friend. Do you remember me? We've come to finish what we started." | Eric | Russell | 505 | glamoured |
| "Alcide. Are we going to talk about the fact I puked on your shoes?" | Sookie | Alcide | 505 | glamoured |
| "New York City smells like pee, and the people are rude." | Eric | 505 | glamoured | |
| "Well.. come on. What are you guys waiting for. Let's go hunt Russell. On ward into the jaws of death. Boot-n-Rally." | Sookie | Eric, Bill, Alcide | 505 | glamoured |
| Jessica: “You okay?” Tara: “Trade you makers.” | Jessica | Tara | 505 | glamoured |
| “If you don’t make it, it’s been rad serving you. Peace out.” | Molly | Bill | 505 | glamoured |
| Jason: “You know what’s f***ed up?” Andy: “Pretty long list.” | Jason | Andy | 505 | glamoured |
| "Listen, I saved your f***ing life and lent you some truly exquisite clothes. But if you do anything to mess with Fangtasia, I will silver you and stick you in a coffin to rot until the next millennium. Do you understand me?” | Pam | Tara | 505 | glamoured |
| Jason: "No, Andy, those guys and all those strippers.They're fairies like Tinkerball.They're supes man." Andy: "Those ladies are fairy?" Jason: "Yeah: Andy: "I f***ed a fairy?" | Jason | Andy | 505 | glamoured |
| "We say goodbye. And the next thing, you guys are back in my house. And a 3000 year old vampire wants to suck my blood. Must be Thursday." | Sookie | Eric/Bill | 505 | glamoured |
| "2nd, I think its fair to say that my microwave fingers and sun are about the only things around here that seem to have any affect on Russell. So the way I see it, it's me protecting you from him instead. Third. I got a headache. I gotta pee something fierce... so, I'd just as soon to get this over with." | Sookie | Eric/Bill | 505 | glamoured |
| "We don't need your permission, wolf." | Eric | Alcide | 505 | glamoured |
| “I don’t care if those ladies are fairies or leprechauns or freaking Ewoks.” | Andy | Jason | 505 | glamoured |
| “We’re gonna live forever. We’re gonna be young forever. The world, it’s like, wide open to us.” | Jessica | Tara | 505 | glamoured |
| “Yeah. Remind me to avoid peach schnapps in the future.” | Sookie | Alcide | 505 | glamoured |
| Tara: “So basically I’m your slave.” Pam: “Pretty much.” Tara: “The more things change, the more they f***in’ stay the same.” | Tara | Pam | 505 | glamoured |
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| Episode 506: Hopeless | WHO SAID IT | SAID TO | EPISODE | ADDED BY |
| "Enough with this religious bullshit already. Lilith can f***in' blow me!" | Eric | Authority | 506 | glamoured |
| Eric: "Boy scout." Bill: "Delinquent." | Eric | Bill | 506 | glamoured |
| “Every man I’ve ever dated… or married… has had some sort of secret big ball of pain.” | Arlene | Holly | 506 | glamoured |
| Eric (glamouring Alcide): “And you will always protect Sookie with your life.” Alcide: “Yes.” Eric: “And you will keep your hands off her, romantically speaking. She kind of disgusts you.” Alcide: “Okay.” | Eric | Alcide | 506 | glamoured |
| “Did you just recoil from me? Why? [pause] F***ing Eric.” | Sookie | Alcide | 506 | glamoured |
| "You're just what the doctor ordered. My. Tree. Fairy. Vixen.[zapped by Sookie] Uh. [laughs] There is that aspect of you that I loath." | Russell | Sookie | 506 | glamoured |
| "Look at me. I want to be the last thing you ever see!" | Eric | Russell | 506 | glamoured |
| "Did you just recoil from me? Why? F***ing Eric." | Sookie | Alcide | 506 | glamoured |
| Eric: "Well, I was never very religious but as long as the affairs of humans do not personally impact me. I do remain a... pacifist." Roman: "You are just too cool for school to admit you believe in something other than yourself." | Eric | Roman | 506 | glamoured |
Roman: "You do believe in coexistence with humans." Eric: "There are certain humans I felt protective... towards... in the past." | Roman | Eric | 506 | glamoured |
| "You are both f***in' hypocrites. I am the only honest one here. I want to gorge on human blood. Not because some f***ing Bible tells me to. I like it. It's fun. It makes my dick hard." | Russell | Authority | 506 | glamoured |
| Jessica: “What are you doing?” Hoyt: “I’m exercising my constitutional right to be a dirty fangbanger.” | Jessica | Hoyt | 506 | glamoured |
| Alcide: “Anything you need?” Sookie: “A f***ing normal life?” | Alcide | Sookie | 506 | glamoured |
| "Put your meat where your bark is." | J.D. | Alcide | 506 | glamoured |
| Ruby: “You got to go. Jesus is in trouble. Save Jesus!” Lafayette: “I will.” Ruby: “Jesus loves you. Even if you are an abomination.” | Ruby Jean | Lafayette | 506 | glamoured |
| “That’s my sister, you fairy f***ers!” | Jason | Faeries | 506 | glamoured |
| "Peace is for pussies!" | Russell | 506 | glamoured | |
| Jessica: "I guess that old friendship thing's on hold." Tara: :What do you expect when you come into my house and f*** with me." Pam (grabbing Tara): "Come with me." Pam: "This is not your house. It is mine. You work here. Got it?" Tara: "Yessum, Missie Pam." Pam: "You did good out there fighting. Made me proud. Proud the way a human is of a well-trained dog. Nothing more." | Jess, Tara, Pam | Jess, Tara, Pam | 506 | glamoured |
| "No, that door is shut tighter than bark on a tree." | Arlene | Holly | 506 | glamoured |
| Molly: "Stand still. I wouldn't want to accidentally set this thing off. Wouldn't that be ironic." Eric: "But funny." | Molly | Eric | 506 | glamoured |
| "Oh I love a good execution." | Bill | Authority | 506 | glamoured |
| "Why would we believe anything he has to tell us? You know, by the way, he's bat shit crazy." | Roman | Authority | 506 | glamoured |
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| Episode 507: In The Beginning | WHO SAID IT | SAID TO | EPISODE | ADDED BY |
| "Never, you Bible-banging c*nts!" | Eric | Authority | 507 | glamoured |
| Martha: “He swore on my son’s grave it wasn’t true.” Alcide: “Respectfully, Martha, your son doesn’t have a grave because ya’ll ate him.” Martha: “Don’t get literal on me, Rambo.” | Martha | Alcide | 507 | glamoured |
| "I am like a tree in the wind. I am just so happy to be included." | Steve | Authority | 507 | glamoured |
| "The view from up here is spectacular." | Eric | Bill | 507 | glamoured |
| "Get the f*** out of my mansion!" | Jessica | Jason | 507 | glamoured |
| “I get that the job’s stressful. I did it for forty-three years. But I’m retired now. The wife’s out of town and the hot tub’s just right, and I’ve got an experimental male enhancement ointment I’m anxious to try out. So go on, get out of here, and let a man relax.” | Bud | Andy | 507 | glamoured |
| “Bullshit! You can’t play the grieving widow and the leader of the coup at the same time.” | Eric | Salome | 507 | glamoured |
| “TMI, Coronor Spencer.” | Kevin | Mike | 507 | glamoured |
| "Jesus tits on Christ, this has got to be the worse night of my life." | Andy | Jason | 507 | glamoured |
| "I spit first you sick f***in' f***." | Lafayette | Don Bartolo | 507 | glamoured |
“Listen, I ain’t been to med school or fairy school or nothing, so if you could put it in terms a laid man could understand, I’d appreciate it.” | Jason | Faeries | 507 | glamoured |
| "Let's plug her in and charge her up." | Jason | Faeries | 507 | glamoured |
| "Stop privating me!" | Terry | Patrick | 507 | glamoured |
| Jason: “You just drank from some dude you don’t even know.” Jessica: “And I suppose you know every cow you’ve eaten.” Jason: “I ain’t never f***ed a cow!” Jessica: “It’s a metaphor, idiot.” | Jason | Jessica | 507 | glamoured |
| Sam: “I’m picking up five men, maybe six. I’m smelling bad diets and hate and envy.” Kendra: “Is there something I need to know about you, Mr. Merlotte?” | Sam | Kendra | 507 | glamoured |
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| Episode 508: Somebody That I Used to Know | WHO SAID IT | SAID TO | EPISODE | ADDED BY |
| Eric: “What are you doing?” Bill: “Evolving.” | Eric | Bill | 508 | glamoured |
Bill: “We were in the presence of God.” Eric: “We were high as f***ing kites.” | Eric | Bill | 508 | glamoured |
| “You don’t know me that well. My mad face and my happy face are the same.” | Pam | Tara | 508 | glamoured |
| "Even if you did unfairy yourself, it ain't ever gonna feel right until we find our parents' killer." | Jason | Sookie | 508 | glamoured |
| “Listen here f***stick, I've been hauling your ass in here since high school, but this time you're going to prison til the goddamn rapture. I want names, and I want addresses or my taser’s gonna ask your nuts to the big dance.” | Andy | perp | 508 | glamoured |
| "Hooker, I ain't in the helping bizness anymore. I'm in the f*** off while I smoke a blunt bizness, and bizness is about to pick way the f*** up." | Lafayette | Arlene | 508 | glamoured |
| "Well this was a goddamn bust, fairy boy." | Jason | Claude | 508 | glamoured |
| Sookie: “I want to be normal.” Jason: “The hell you do.” | Sookie | Jason | 508 | glamoured |
| “You’re a vampire. That’s crazy. Now you’re a member of two minorities.” | Tracy | Tara | 508 | glamoured |
| “Well, first may I say, God has the most beautiful tits I’ve ever seen.” | Russell | Authority | 508 | glamoured |
| "Well, praise Lilith. Praise Jesus. Praise Moses' cock. I am born again." | Russell | Authority | 508 | glamoured |
| “I’m fine. You got me in the head.” | Jason | 508 | glamoured | |
| "Uppity? Listen you white trash f*** twat. We're not in high school anymore, so if you let anymore of that racist bullshit fall out of that mouth, I'm going to rip open your heart and fry it up with some grits and collared greens." | Tara | Tracy | 508 | glamoured |
| "So please, don't be spraying it all over the yard." | Jason | Sookie | 508 | glamoured |
| “I don’t give a twirly f*** about your elders.” | Jason | Faeries | 508 | glamoured |
| "We're all ears, Sugar Lumps." | Russell | Salome | 508 | glamoured |
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| Episode 509: Everybody Wants to Rule the World | WHO SAID IT | SAID TO | EPISODE | ADDED BY |
| “Oh, please. I’m a thousand years older than you. Put the baby fangs away before you piss me off.” | Eric | Molly | 509 | glamoured |
| Eric: “I don’t speak techie. Translate.” Molly: “We’re totally f***ing f***ed. Unless…” Eric: “Unless what?” Molly: “Probably a really stupid idea and it’ll probably get you killed.” Eric: “Sounds perfect.” | Eric | Molly | 509 | glamoured |
| "It must be peaceful to be so sure of something without doubt or remorse." | Eric | Nora | 509 | glamoured |
| Nora: "Still such a f***ing Viking after all these years." Eric: "Always." | Nora | Eric | 509 | glamoured |
| "I don't want to fight you. I want to believe. Will you help me?" | Eric | Nora | 509 | glamoured |
| “You’d better get back to slaughtering people in the name of God.” | Eric | Bill | 509 | glamoured |
| Pam: “Just because we drank a bitch together does not make us Oprah and Gayle. Get the f*** back to work.” Tara: “Suck me, vampire Barbie.” | Pam | Tara | 509 | glamoured |
| "There are two things I try to stay away from: humans who eat a lot of fish, and politics. So whatever comes next, we keep our heads down, our tits up, and the Tru Blood flowing. Understand?” | Pam | Tara | 509 | glamoured |
| "Number 2. Get out of my maker's throne before I stake you all over it." | Pam | Elijah | 509 | glamoured |
| “Dead folk, why y’all gotta be so cryptic? It ain’t cute.” | Lafayette | the voices | 509 | glamoured |
| “The rest of y’all? I ain’t Gmail for dead bitches. Send your own goddam messages. Hell!” | Lafayette | the voices | 509 | glamoured |
| “I'm sorry, Sook. I ain't got no goddamn clue how this works. I ain't Whoopi Goldberg in Ghost, although I am way prettier." | Lafayette | Sookie | 509 | glamoured |
| "The world's going to hell in a hand bucket." | Jason | Andy | 509 | glamoured |
| "Aw shit me. They're dragons now too." | Jason | Andy | 509 | glamoured |
| Kendra: "Why the Obama masks? Jason: "Maybe it's cause they don't want to get recognized." | Jason | Kendra | 509 | glamoured |
| "You use your dick as a compass." | Andy | Jason | 509 | glamoured |
| “She sure as shit ain’t human. She’s a mind reader with electric fingers and a fetish for fangers. If that ain’t a supe, I don’t know what the hell is.” | Sweetie | Bud | 509 | glamoured |
| "All the law ever gave me was cancer in my ass and a sexless marriage." | Bud | Sookie | 509 | glamoured |
Sam: “You’re really f***ing annoying!” Luna: “And you’re old fashioned and surprisingly sexist.” | Sam | Luna | 509 | glamoured |
“Did you think my blood was free? You silly, silly dog.” | Russell | J.D. | 509 | glamoured |
| "He ran outta here like a scalded dog." | Arlene | Terry | 509 | glamoured |
| "Don't move motherf***er or I will blow your f***in' brains out!" | Arlene | Patrick | 509 | glamoured |
| "I've never had a pet. My father was allergic to everything except God." | Steve | Russell | 509 | glamoured |
| “Here’s a tried and true one from my human days. ‘There once was a cock and a hen, who gave lunch to a goose in a pen. Good lord, said the goose, bless this food for our use, and us to thy service. Amen.” | Steve | Authority | 509 | glamoured |
| "Blood has been paid with blood." | Zaafira | Terry | 509 | glamoured |
| Reporter: “Sheriff Bellefleur! Is it true that Barack Obama is actually behind the recent unsolved shootings and the kidnapping of a local vampire?” Andy (sarcastically): “No, the president of the United States is not actually in Reynard parish shooting and kidnapping people.” | Reporter | Andy | 509 | glamoured |
| Luna: "That's for shooting me! That's for my boyfriend, and this is for my daughter, you human trash!" | Luna | Sweetie | 509 | glamoured |
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| Episode 510: Gone, Gone, Gone | WHO SAID IT | SAID TO | EPISODE | ADDED BY |
| "Please you gotta help me. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby vampires." | Tara | Elijah | 510 | glamoured |
| "No one f***s with us in our house." | Tara | Pam | 510 | glamoured |
| Pam: "We prefer to do things the old-fashioned way." Elijah: "Yeah, you and Blockbuster video." | Pam | Elijah | 510 | glamoured |
| "Had to practically stand over your hospital bed to keep that Cheeto-headed tramp from giving you her blood." | Maxsine | Hoyt | 510 | glamoured |
| "We procreate because we want to not because some dickhead dipped in afterbirth told us to." | Pam | Tara | 510 | glamoured |
| "Well, f*** me. He can count past five." | Pam | herself | 510 | glamoured |
| "Yes, yes! Oh my f***ing God! I've never seen a vampire actually get staked before. That was awesome!" | Steve | Authority | 510 | glamoured |
| "Save room for dessert. I ain't gonna tell y'all what it is, but best believe that it gonna be flammin'." | Lafayette | Andy/Holly | 510 | glamoured |
| “F*** all of you. You are destroying the world based on a book that is thousands of years old. You call that evolved? That is the OPPOSITE of evolved.” | Molly | Authority | 510 | glamoured |
| Jason: "There are fairies older than 130?” Claude: “Of course, how do you think we got so good at dancing?” | Jason | Claude | 510 | glamoured |
| Jason: "Who's the smart one now?" | Jason | Sookie | 510 | glamoured |
| "I thought the book of f***in' Lilith wanted us to go out and hunt. Or is there some chapter where we're supposed to be sitting around memorizing index cards." | Russell | Authority | 510 | glamoured |
| "Don't worry about her. We'll bring her back a doggie bag." | Russell | Steve | 510 | glamoured |
| "Frankly, I am deeply offended by these sort of insinuations from someone that I once considered a friend. We used to spend long hours together just man to man. I bet you if you probed long enough you'd find out that we're on the same team." | Steve | Sen. Finch | 510 | glamoured |
| "I tried. I tried to save her. You save her, father. She is lost." | Eric | Godric | 510 | glamoured |
| "Lilith is a godless god. She will lead you and all around you to destruction." | Godric | Eric/Nora | 510 | glamoured |
| "I have done what you failed to do. Evolved." | Godric | Eric/Nora | 510 | glamoured |
| “I don’t say this to many men, but I love you.” | Andy | Lafayette | 510 | glamoured |
| Sookie: “If it doesn’t mean anything, why would anyone bother writing it down?” Prof: “Why does my ex-wife name her toes? Maybe it’s a joke. Maybe ’cause she’s nuts.” | Sookie | Professor | 510 | glamoured |
| (about the chopsticks) “Well, that’s a stroke of luck. Good thing you didn’t order pizza.” | Andy | Sookie | 510 | glamoured |
| Andy: (re: Mike) “Man loved his job.” Sookie: “He wanted to suck on my toes.” Andy: “He kept autopsy photos on his computers same place he kept his porn.” Sookie: “Ooh, no.” Andy: “Yep.” Sookie: “Suddenly I don’t feel so bad.” | Andy | Sookie | 510 | glamoured |
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| Episode 511: Sunset | WHO SAID IT | SAID TO | EPISODE | ADDED BY |
| Episode 512: Save Yourself | WHO SAID IT | SAID TO | EPISODE | ADDED BY |
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